We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
is it fun? or sober?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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