IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
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Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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