Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
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i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
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Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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