You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
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