Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
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Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
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That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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