Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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