Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
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That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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