I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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