I think i peed on brittanys purse
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
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Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
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I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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