i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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