We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
