Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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