Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
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Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
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Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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