She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
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I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
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Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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