You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
In America we eat man semen.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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