i just wanna soil my oats bro
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
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He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
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I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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