Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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