I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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