dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
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Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
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he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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