Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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