so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
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The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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