There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
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