Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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