His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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