So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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