all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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