All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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