hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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