Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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