Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
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Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
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Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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