i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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