I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
