Whod you bang
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Brb crying the tears of my youth
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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