so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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