My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
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No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
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Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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