I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
And then he peed in my hair
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