question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
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If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
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Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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