I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
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At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
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I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
did you just send me my own nude
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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