Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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