Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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