Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
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