Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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