THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
