i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
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Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
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