Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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