FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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