I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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