I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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