In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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