oh god the rape fog is back!
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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