Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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