and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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