You're a womanizer and a bitch.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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