talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
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Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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