discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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