ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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